Saphian
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Join date : 2014-01-21
Location : Texas
 | Subject: The Family Forum Post  Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:44 am | |
| Hello, this is your dad, Shadey Tha Heghoog, speaking. I wanted to let you know that you can stop running from your family and come back to us. Your uncle and I have built many-a-house just for you to have a roof over your head and food to press against your mouth and pretend you're eating. I can assure you, now that I have my veterinary degree, I am better versed in how to take care of my own children. In my time away, I have taken 7 different Home Economics classes and have mastered the art of building an intruder-free sanctuary. However, to be let back in to The Family, you must first change your job to Son so that I know that you cannot betray us again. You've been gone a while so here's how The Family is laid out:Your Dad: Shadey Tha Heghoog
Your Uncle: Sanic Tha Heghoog
Your Mother: SuperMan
Your Aunt: Person There are different rankings as Son which will be determined by a number of Factors: 1. You gotta know The Family trade fairly well and how to uphold it.
2. You gotta be one of the freshest cats in town.
3. You gotta be a cutie.
4. You gotta be 100% Cash Money.Please come home son, The Family misses you. <3 | |
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Bacdee
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Age : 27
Location : Houston, TX
| | Subject: Re: The Family Forum Post Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:02 am | |
| Hey bud, this is your uncle. I have returned from my trek to the Himalayas. I have spoken to the Dalai Lama and have learned of his ways. From this knowledge I can conclude that living a life away from material wealth is... Bullshit. Cash money fo life. | |
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