Wish Granted Forum Game

this is a forum game played on a past community forum I was on and I thought I would bring it here! I do not own this or claim as original! this is how it works:

Player 1: I wish for the new version of megaman.
Player 2: Granted, but it takes twice as long to beat as the first.
Player 2: I wish for a pet fish.
Player 3: Granted, but it only has a bag of water to live in.

Then player 3 makes 1 new wish and we go on and on.
Note: you must GRANT a wish and make a wish, after it's granted The game keeps going in a never ending chain reaction.

- You cannot wish for an un-corruptable wish

- No copying Wishes or Grants, unless the wish and/or grant is over 5 pages behind the page that you are posting on.

- There must be a downside when wish is granted

- No in proper grammer

- Only 1 wish per turn

I will start...

I wish I had founder donation.

Granted, but you I'll ban you right after I give you it.

I wish for 50 Asian hookers...oh wait...already have that.

Lemme try again, I wish for another season of all my favorite anime like...RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

Granted, but you go blind and deaf.

I wish that I didn't have school all next week.

Granted, but you'll be tied up to a chair, and I'll put a straight jacket on you, and put you in a closet. 

I wish that I had a life.

(You could have done better than that... I might be in to that kind of stuff... Lol jk)
Granted, no one will be available to hang out with you now that you have a life. (That one was tricky)

I wish for Big Boss's soul.

Granted, but he must have a host body for at least an hour a day.

I wish I had the best cosplays.

Granted, but no one is there to see them.

I wish people would stop telling me to shut up when I tell them my theory about time.

Granted. But everyone you tell your theory too, will combust into 7 feral cats.

I wish I had a pet tiger, with the name Charles.

Granted, but it is hunted, skinned, and sold.

I wish i wouldn't be so fucking dark. (Good thing I lay darkrp on darkmatter RP)

Granted, but you are doomed to eternal night.

I wish that medevil RP was done already

Granted, but I won't let you play on it.

I wish that I had a lot of money.

Granted, but for every $100 you spend, your life shortens by 1 year.

I wish I was Snackk's Sempai.

Wish (not) granted, but I'd ignore you.

I wish that people wouldn't forum post whore using topics like these.

(Ummm... Did you not want me to post this?)
Granted? But they will forum post whore every other topic.

I wish I can have the name of the person who took last founder spot...

Granted. His name is sorta (COSMO)politan though..

I wish I wasn't home sick today.

(You have to have a bad twist on it, don't give me what I want, give me what I want in an unwanted form)

(Hit accepted)
Granted, but you will get cancer.

I wish someone could tell me the printer stats.

Granted, but all printers are double price for you.

I wish DarkRP was more serious.

( I sent them to you Rayzer.. ><)

Granted. But you cant actually play on it, you can only watch.

I wish I had some more peach tea.

Granted, but it gives you explosive diarrhea.

I wish I could get a more comfortable headset.

Granted but it smells like shit

I wish all this homework would go away

Granted, but you still didn't do it and you fail the class.

I wish that people would look at my Staff Application. (For real doe :3)

Granted, but you dont get op.

I wish i had better luck.

Granted
But you only get good luck for 1 year, then 10 years of bad luck

I wish that Mubbey would stop talking to other guys...

Granted, but you may ONLY talk to other GUYS

I wish I had my own personal Batcave.

Granted but it has nothing in it.

I wish that wishes would go away