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PostSubject: Random Jokes   Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:15 pm

Ok I'm bored so lets make a topic about some random funny jokes, Ill start: I'm mentally gay because I'll blow your mind
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:44 pm

So I was having an all-nighter watching anime, then I wondered when the sun was going to come out, then it dawned on me.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:01 pm

Like most people my age, I'm 18.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:17 pm

*FacePalm* That one took me a few minutes to figure out lol
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:20 pm

GG everyone, take 5.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:57 am

Us highschoolers are always trustworthy. Why would I lie to you? We aren't married.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:53 am

What do you call it when a ram looks at a shorn sheep?

A Little Bo Peep-show
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Sat Mar 08, 2014 12:55 am

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the hole thing.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:18 pm

You hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It's alright, he woke up at the bell.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Sat Mar 15, 2014 12:23 pm

Lol, I noticed your facebook, twitter and pinterest account things. Pretty hilarious if you read the URL
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:32 pm

Snackk wrote:
So I was having an all-nighter watching anime, then I wondered when the sun was going to come out, then it dawned on me.
NO!
NOO!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
YOU CANT STEAL MY JOKE LIKE THAT!
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS THE HUMOR SECTION OF MY PROFILE!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Sat Mar 15, 2014 6:43 pm

Someone at school told me that...except I replaced playing video games with watching anime...
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:31 pm

Have you heard of the movie Constipation? No? Well that's cause it hasn't come out yet!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Thu Jul 03, 2014 11:33 am

YO MOMMA SOOOOO FAT she woke on both sides of the bed
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Thu Jul 03, 2014 3:55 pm

When old people poke me at weddings and say "that'll be you one day", I do the same to them at funerals.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Thu Jul 03, 2014 9:54 pm

AnotherAtheist wrote:
When old people poke me at weddings and say "that'll be you one day", I do the same to them at funerals.

You sir, just made my day. Just kidding, my day was pretty awesome to begin with, but you added to that awesomeness. Kudos to you.
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PostSubject: Re: Random Jokes   Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:10 am

As I said before, I never repeat myself
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